The Secret Life of Toys-or Redecorating Phase 1

I have a kid with a very very messy room.  Today is the day for a huge room overhaul.

 While cleaning I noticed some very strange things going on which I documented below.

As I took this pic he moved.

..and discovered a snake squirming among the rubble.

Closeup, notice the hazard mask.

Nightvision view of the catch.

Meanwhile others start saying their goodbyes. Hopper poses for a picture with the guys but he knows his place is with The Collection (dd collects frogs).

Besides, his career is really hopping right now with his newest album out and he has plans for a third.

The Barbies and friends are planning to head to the city to shoot Fashion Dolls Gone Wild. 

Trollgirl is wearing the latest style of bikini with lowrise bottoms.

OOPS! TOO LOW! 

Her aging mother is not amused though it is hard to tell with her new facelift.

(Trollgirl obviously inherited her short stature from her father. )

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ris is all packed and ready to go.  She is tired of living on the naked doll commune and is planning to return home. Note the Going to Grandma's suitcase. She agreed to wear a frock for this picture.

The rest of the dolls are discussing disbanding the commune and traveling with Hopper's friends to Goodwill.

Mailman may not have a job anymore. There are rumors going around that the Loving Family dollhouse and some of the other dwellings may be transported to Goodwill or Savers.

 He is glad that he has thought of a backup plan.  It has always been his dream to join The Village People.

Princeton is planning to stay (along with The Collection, The Playmobils, The Library, and assorted others) but he has always been a little emptyheaded.