My husband told me that he dreamed last night that he was fighting vampires. Strangely, his weapon of choice was salt and pepper shakers. He finally decided that throwing salt and pepper shakers at them was wasteful because they had no effect and they were getting broken and spilling the salt and pepper. He then woke up and thought about how strange the dream was. As soon as he fell back to sleep, the dream resumed and he killed the vampires by thrusting toothpicks into their stomachs.
When a-salted by a vampire, peper them with the shards of glass from the shakers. Just take aim where you sprinkle them so one pierces the seasoned heart of the blood sucker.
My ex husband used to talk in his sleep... he gave me some great ammunition for teasing him later on...
Amazing what our minds can conceive of while we sleep, isn't it? I once dreamed I had been assassinated. Not just murdered, mind you, but assassinated... and in the dream I was above my body looking down at the funeral. That was pretty creepy!
What an intriguing dream. I've sometimes come out of frustrating dreams like this and willed myself to figure out a solution that must be addressed when I get back to sleep -- or else the dream can be unsettling. Sounds like your hubby did that with his wooden toothpick solution. I'm with Amelie on this though. Sounds like he might need a nice big stake, er, steak.
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Amazing what our minds can conceive of while we sleep, isn't it? I once dreamed I had been assassinated. Not just murdered, mind you, but assassinated... and in the dream I was above my body looking down at the funeral. That was pretty creepy!