For those Detroit Lion Football Fans... jokes

For those who follow that pathetic football team (Like I do) called the Detroit Lions. In the spirit of triple point week, please leave a comment or two.

Q: How do you keep a Detroit Lion out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What does Billy Graham and the Detroit Lions have in common?
A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell : "Jesus Christ!"

Q: Where do you go in Michigan in case of a tornado?
A: To Ford Field...they never get a touchdown there.

Q: What do you call a Detroit Lion with a Super bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: How many Detroit Lions does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Detroit Lions.

Q: What does both the Detroit Lions and 'possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.

Comments: 4

Larry H. May 26, 2007, 12:01am EDT

I am not a sports fan, thanks for sharing anyway..

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Sandra ~ D. May 26, 2007, 12:03am EDT

I don't follow football but for you, my "elegant elephant joke" friend, I'll leave a message. :)

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Amy B. May 26, 2007, 8:47am EDT

LOL - these are great! I'm a local, so I can really relate to them. Are you a transplant to California? If not, I can't imagine why you'd cheer for the Lions. My brother went to the Thanksgiving game two years ago and was so embarrased to be a fan that he took off his Lions sweatshirt, turned it inside out, then put it back on.

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Matt O. May 27, 2007, 9:43am EDT

Amy, I grew up Downriver of Detroit in Riverview. It is tough to still root for the Lions out here. I suffer a lot of ridicule because of it!

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