by Dan (open minded conservative) K.
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October 27, 2006

Movie One-Liners

May 25, 2007 07:59 AM UTC
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What are some of you're favorite "one liners" from comedy movies?  Here are a few of mine ...

  • "Does it really matter, Eddie?" (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
  • Little girl:  "Shittin' bricks."  Clark: "You really shouldn't say that word."  Little girl: "Sorry. Shittn' rocks."  (National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation)
  • "I start with a man, then remove logic and accountability."  (As Good as it Gets)
  • "Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son." (Animal House)
  • "That Barney Rubble -- what an actor!" (Night Shift)

Comments: 15

Dan (open minded conservative) K. May 25, 2007, 8:07am UTC
Yep ... but he usually used it in action movies. However ... I think he also used it in "Twins".

"Twins", also has some good lines, like ...

"I love nuked food!"

"They (cookies that were baked for his birthday) look delicious! I can't wait to toss them."
Susan M. May 25, 2007, 8:20am UTC
"Here's lookin' at you, kid." Bogie to Bergmann in Casablanca
Thomas Millington May 25, 2007, 9:38am UTC
"I'd like to kiss you but I just washed my hair". Betty Grable. I don't remember the name of the movie.
Sue * May 25, 2007, 9:45am UTC
I'm not good at this...so I have no answer, but I'm leaving comments on all my articles today!
KnuttinButYarn Jennifer Ryan May 25, 2007, 9:46am UTC
"N.Y.P.D means I will knock your punk ass down!" Will Smith Men In Black.
Dan (open minded conservative) K. May 25, 2007, 10:44am UTC
"It's a veg-a-ta-ble" (Steve Martin, My Blue Heaven")
Dan (open minded conservative) K. May 25, 2007, 10:57am UTC
"Oooh, he's gonna feel that in the morning." John Candy -- Armed and Dangerous
Dan (open minded conservative) K. May 25, 2007, 1:01pm UTC
"It's OK, the table broke the fall." - Ghost Busters
Teara W. May 26, 2007, 9:52pm UTC
The first one that popped into my head is: "Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Dan (open minded conservative) K. May 28, 2007, 10:15am UTC
OK ... does everybody understand the meaning of "comedy"?
C A. May 30, 2007, 3:31pm UTC
"I want a f**ing car, right f**ing now" - Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

"If I woke up in the morning, with my head stapled to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised..." - National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

"Grace? She died thuddy yeahs ago!" - Christmas Vacation (one of my favs)

"What about the Twinkie?" - Ghostbusters

"You don't usually see that type of behavior in a major appliance" - Ghostbusters
Dan (open minded conservative) K. May 30, 2007, 4:22pm UTC
Mucn better ... classic movies.
Jennifer G. May 30, 2007, 5:20pm UTC
"Screws fall out all the time, the world is an imperfect place." - The Breakfast Club

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" - also The Breakfast Club

"Say hello to my little friend" - Scarface

"That's not a knife...that's a knife" - Crocodile Dundee

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore" - The Wizard Of Oz

"I see dead people" - The Sixth Sense

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