I am New York Italian. I am from the Bronx. In the wake of fast food, pizza has become, for lack of a better word, yucky. Grease is an important part of pizza. Hot is an important part of pizza. If my pizza is reheated, I won't eat it. Now, here's the crime. Pizza cookies. What is pizza cookies? I'm glad you asked. Pizza cookies is any preprepared dough. Flat cracker-like crust is not pizza. Ready made pizza is the same as I didn't have time to make this special for you, so here it is: soggy and in the box.
Finally, and most importantly, the proper way to eat pizza. The freshly made dough must be hand tossed. Why? I don't know. It is important though. Now when you get your pizza in hand, please do not eat it with a fork. Fold your pizza in half and shove it quickly into your mouth. It the hot greasy cheese oozes out of the folded pizza on fresly made dough, and cooked to a dark crust without burnt cheese, and you burn your tongue because you couldn't wait, you just had real pizza.
Thanks for listening and getting hungry.