more 9-1-1 calls

Subject: FW: 911 Calls
>
> This is funny!
>
> Believe it or not,
> These are REAL 911 Calls!
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming
> from the brown
> house on the corner.
> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
> Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller : Someone broke into my house and took a
> bite out of my ham
> and cheese sandwich.
> Dispatcher : Excuse me?
> Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left
> it on the kitchen
> table and when I came back from the bathroom,
> someone had
> taken a bite out of it.
> Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
> Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and
> I'm sick and
> tired of it!
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your
> emergency?
> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my
> phone doesn't have
> an eleven on it.
> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven
> are the same
> thing.
> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your
> emergency?
> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions
> are only two
> minutes apart
> Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>
> And the winner is...
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all
> out of breath.
> Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are
> you an asthmatic?
> Caller: No
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started
> having trouble
> breathing?
> Caller: Running from the Police.