Bumper Stickers are a great way to express yourself and show your unique sense of humor. Here are some messages that will really get your point across.
1. Look Out! I drive just like you!
2. Driver Carries No Cash He's Married.
3. mom@stressedout.com
4. Even though this is a stupid sticker you're squinting to read it
5. Embarrassing my children a fulltime occupation
What great messages have you seen?
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Comments: 36
Keep honking, I'm reloading
Silly Liberals! Paychecks are for those who work
Keep working! Millions on welfare depend on you.
My other favourite is Sore/Loserman
Too funny
Implies not killing them
"Parenthood: Your Easiest Day Was Yesterday"
"Ask Me About The New and Improved Bumper Sticker Licker Kicker Bicker Picker!"
"Is There Life After Death? 'Jack This and Find Out"
[especially for the rear bumper...] "If you can read this- apply brakes- NOW!"
Personally? I'd like to see windshield decals that go above the wiper blade sweep that instead of saying "Kool" or "Rad" or teh name of the chosen vehicle it's on- how about printing the lettering on them backwards and add such "charmers" as...
"Get Out of The Way!"
"Turn off Your Turn Signal"
"You're About to Get it In The Rear"
I'm just sayin' is all...
[too funny, Kelly- great idea!]
"live simply so others may simply live"
"fighting for peace is like f....for virginity"
"Virginia is for lovers"
here in Switzerland there are no bumper stickers i can understand only baby aboard
I'd rather be historically accurate than politically correct.
Preserve Traditional Marriage
Man + Woman = Marriage
Abortion stops a beating heart.
If you can read this thank a teacher
If you can read this in English, thank a Veteran.
All we are saying, is give chants a rest.
Democrats have such a defetus attitude
Desperate Democrats Demand Disparate Measures
Pro-Choice vs NO Voice
I like the one that says "God bless the whole world, no exceptions" (Tiny Tim paraphrased?) Is that supposed to upset those that say "God bless America"?
My marriage didn't fail. My husband did.
Of course, this can be modified for scorned husbands.
Reading your exe'x obituary in the paper.
Friends help you move
REAL friends help you move bodies
The only reason some people are alive today is because it is illegal to shoot them.
Only criminals....oh wait
My honor student can beat-up your honor student
Gut Deer?
Gut Fish?
Gut Turkey?
I AM the NRA, and I vote.
My guns = 0
Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns.
Guns kill people like a fork makes Michael Moore/Rosie O'Donnell fat.