by carmel m.
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October 27, 2006

Do these people live with you?

April 18, 2007 10:44 AM EDT (Updated: August 31, 2007 06:22 PM EDT)
views: 116 | comments: 50

Why is it that there are two extra people living in my house (that I have never seen) but who clearly live there yet I cannot receive a SS# for them nor can they be claimed as dependents on my tax return  They have names   I Don't Know & It Wasn't Me. 

These two are real characters.  They together have managed two break one window, spill eight glasses of milk, spill fingerpaint on the kitchen table and the toys that those two manage to leave lying around that is what is truly amazing.  My own angelic cherubs WOULDN'T dream of ever not picking up after themselves.  Oh no never.  My accountant tells me that they don't exist hench no deductions etc. but what could the other explanation be?  Poltergists could NEVER do the kind of fast work these two can do.  Do these imps live with you too? 

Oh great all the toilet paper suddenly ended up in the dinning room and  i just bet you that I don't know did it!

 

 

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Comments: 50

Leah A. Jul 14, 2008, 1:51pm EDT
lol - yes, I've encountered these two characters before, too.
Toni V. Jul 14, 2008, 4:14pm EDT
LOL. I have them in duplicates. I have two I don't knows and two It wasn't mes. That's hilarious.
Abby N. Jul 14, 2008, 5:06pm EDT
Yup they do! Nobody lives with us too. Lol!
debra g. Jul 14, 2008, 10:25pm EDT
LOL you only have two?I had 6 when my kids were little.I for got the names but it was a trip.
Shannon W Jul 16, 2008, 1:11pm EDT
lol! I know what you mean.
Sandra T. Jul 21, 2008, 12:55am EDT
Too funny... want to know the sad thing? They live with me and I don't have kids, just a husband!!!
The Red Headed Witch of Gather G. Jul 21, 2008, 2:10pm EDT
LOL
Jeanie C. Jul 21, 2008, 9:10pm EDT
LOL that's great, I use to have them in my house, I kicked them out, now I don't know where they live, but I know I don't have to feed them or clean up after them any longer. LOL
Valerie Roars Jul 22, 2008, 2:03pm EDT
ha ha ha!
Donald M. Jul 23, 2008, 8:59am EDT
Funny, good to start a day with humor.
Lisa K. Jul 23, 2008, 3:23pm EDT
lol. Those guys sure do get around, don't they?
Chelsea R. Jul 24, 2008, 1:44pm EDT
haha!
Katie Scarlett (Site Bouncer Wanna Be) O. Jul 26, 2008, 12:12pm EDT
Oh lol this is too funny. Since my teen has grown up, I wondered where those two guys went, lol.
Quinn (aka Entwife) Blackburn Jul 27, 2008, 6:11pm EDT
LOL
Mary McCartt Jul 27, 2008, 7:02pm EDT
They must have siblings because they live at my house also, ha ha!
Amy C. Jul 28, 2008, 11:36am EDT
I have often wondered this myself lol! I came home last week there was tuna on the carpet the vacume cleaner was out and my youngest son had tuna on his face... but he did not drop his tuna all over the carpet... no and his brother knew nothing about it! So these two have visited me also!
Monica H. Jul 29, 2008, 1:50pm EDT
I used to have these people living with me too, now I have two kids!!
Suze P. Jul 29, 2008, 1:54pm EDT
nope, they don't live with me!! I don't have kids, but they used to live with me when I lived with my ex.. he must have taken them with him.. I hope they're very happy together!! lol
Donna T. Jul 29, 2008, 1:59pm EDT
I have some living with me also --- Not Me, You Can't Prove It Was Me,
Linda G. Jul 30, 2008, 12:46pm EDT
got a couple myself
Cristina S. Aug 5, 2008, 10:50am EDT
They lived with me for a while too. There were several:
It Wasn't Me
I Don't Know
Nobody
How Should I Know
juley g. Aug 5, 2008, 10:51am EDT
It Wasn't Me lives here too!
Sammie B. Aug 5, 2008, 2:20pm EDT
Lol...very cute. They sure do live in this house, too. xD
Jennifer N. Aug 5, 2008, 7:49pm EDT
LOL I think we have them here too. xD
Cynthia Isis A. Aug 6, 2008, 2:36pm EDT
Oh my .. it does sound like they keep things interesting.. I think three of those mythical creatures are living at my house!

and breaking and destroying are amongst their talents.

Fun!

Isis

Love the Duck Find the Duck Be the Duck 1

And rubber ducky for the two of them to play with!
Ellie !. Aug 10, 2008, 9:03pm EDT
Been there, done that! Just wait until they turn 18...then you can't claim any of them on your taxes!
Beverly P. Aug 12, 2008, 1:11pm EDT
NOT ME lives here. NOT ME does everything I guess, which is pretty amazing if you ask me. Of course, NOT ME also doesn't eat the stuff in my fridge that was put aside for other use so perhaps I COULD put them as a dependent? LOL
Martha R. Aug 12, 2008, 7:06pm EDT
I like gost I had one as a friend once. someone broke into my house and the gost scared them away.
Terry M. Aug 16, 2008, 11:09am EDT
LOL! I have never had this problem and I live alone. I probably to carnky eeven for the ghost.
Gina M. Aug 16, 2008, 1:29pm EDT
that's funny - in our house growing up, we had "he did it" and "she did it"
necee t. Aug 18, 2008, 7:22pm EDT
ahahahahaha very cute... i used to know those folks too...

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Donald M. Sep 1, 2008, 11:17am EDT
I am with Beverly, not me lived in my house.
Jaye S. Sep 11, 2008, 7:46pm EDT
Geez, I was beginning to think they only lived at my house. Glad I'm not alone.
edna r. Sep 16, 2008, 3:22am EDT
ha ha, very funny!
Carol P. Oct 9, 2008, 5:23pm EDT
This really brings back memories for me.
Donna S. Oct 9, 2008, 6:47pm EDT
lol
Kerrell g. Oct 9, 2008, 7:25pm EDT
L O L x 21!
Sarah (I want points) Nov 11, 2008, 3:32pm EST
That's funny! I used to use those characters growing up! :)
Ryan Reid Nov 12, 2008, 5:48pm EST
well i have 3 cats and a dog that like to do many of those things...hmm
Nettie R. Dec 17, 2008, 11:32pm EST
lolol...they used to live with me...I wondered where they went!!!!!!!!!
Sandra L. Jan 1, 2009, 1:36am EST
Charge them rent!
Donna S. Jan 10, 2009, 11:28am EST
HA HA HA!
Karoline L. Jan 13, 2009, 7:39pm EST
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Ever heard of those gremlins called "I dunno"; "Not me"? Sounds like Family Circle got some of thier ideas from your family too. Cheers to you for a common bond.
Ginger C. Jan 15, 2009, 12:12am EST
I wondered where they went! LOL!
Jennine D. Jan 17, 2009, 1:45am EST
Ah yes they have been around my house at times when my kids where growing up and now they are around when my grandkids are here too which is quite often. Have you noticed that these two never grow up either or get any older.
CyberGwen ! Jan 23, 2009, 9:24pm EST
Funny, I used to live with "the dog did it."
Renee (Pres of Baby James Foundation) ~. Jan 27, 2009, 7:17pm EST
Yep I live with them
Barbara H. Dec 31, 2009, 8:00pm EST
They must move from place to place in their ever moving race to race, spilling here, messing there, footprints on that kitchen chair, giggling sounds, house abounds with children chasing round and round. That's what I remember too, so I can so relate to you, but let me tell you what I think, this time of life is all the pink, little ones habits add to home and Oh, so quickly, we'll be left alone.
carmel m. Jan 1, 2010, 10:25am EST
I know. I blinked and my two babies are now 9 and 5!
Barbara H. Jan 1, 2010, 2:01pm EST
Time goes quickly when we're having fun! And I'm glad you are enjoying. You can tell by this cute post! Thanks! Your children are a perfect age and next year they will be too and on, and on, and on!

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