America! How Nympho art thee!

Lets talk about something important now. This is something everyone knows, the subject and star of countless cheesy movies, books, songs, the list just goes on and on. The American Dream.

Now, A couple of days ago, I, in my innocence, heard a snippit (or perhaps a bit more) of Howard Sterns radio show. And then it dawned on me: this man is the living symbol of the American Dream. This man is paid big money to talk to strippers about sex. I mean, you don't get more pathetic than that. He brings prostitutes and trophy wives on, talks to them about their pimps or their husbands impotence, and yet, this man is famous and wealthy. And dating an ex-playboy model!

This is the Dream of the 21st century: BEING PAID FOR SEX.

How many times have you heard this one, huh? SEX SELLS!

Even cookie ads, for G-ds sake! Have been turned into sexy little catchphrases, promising all sorts of seductive tastes and pleasure with the purchase of their products. And we fall for them! Again and again! 

Playboy is one of the most popular selling magazines in America!

1 person: Paris Hilton. Tell me why, please, I beg of you.

And so, I bid thee all farewell, and remember: we're living in America, home of the American Wet Dream.

Thank you and Good Night!