Hi everyone on Gather.
Its Friday and I just wanted to start off the day with a little humor, hopefully it won't offend
to many of you.
There was this gorgeous blonde that had to fly from New York to Memphis. When she boarded the plane she had purchased a "coach ticket". Shortly, after the plane was airborne, she got up from her seat and went up to "first class" and took a vacant seat there. The stewardness came up to her and said "I'm sorry mam, but this is first class seating and you only purchased a coach ticket, your just have to go back into coach and take a seat."
The blonde said "I'm not going anywhere, I'm blonde, beautiful, gorgeous and I'm going to Memphis and I'm not leaving this seat". Somewhat stunned, the flight attendant, decided to go get the co-pilot to get the lady to move. The co-pilot comes back and explains again to the lady, that she only has a coach ticket and she must return to the coach seat in the back of the plane. Again, she tells the co-pilot "I'm blonde, beautiful, gorgeous and I'm going to Memphis and I'm not leaving this seat"
Co-pilot returns with the attendant and explains all of this to the pilot. The pilot says, no problem my wife is a blond and I'll take care of it. The pilot goes over to first class and whispers something in her ear. A few seconds later, the blonde gets up and moves to the coach section in the rear of the plane and sits down.
The flight attendant and co-pilot look dumfounded and asks the pilot, what in the World did you say to her to get her to move. He says, I merely told her that first-class seating does not go to Memphis!!!!!!!!!!!