Have you ever wondered what you'd utter to say... Abraham Lincoln... if he came walking up your front porch?
Here are seven people and the question I would ask them if they appeared at the front door.
1. Moses... 'So... does God sound like James Earl Jones?'
2. Pandora... 'What's in the box?'
3. Albert Einstein... 'What did you study in school to get so smart?'
4. Nicole Brown Simpson.... 'All DNA aside... O.J. did it, didn't he?'
5. Christopher Columbus... 'Tell me honestly Chris- were you worried you were going to sail off the edge of the world?'
6. Saddam Hussein... 'Where did you put those weapons of mass destruction?'
7. Gilligan... 'Ginger or Marrianne?'
Obviously mine are a little funny- but think about it. Who would you want to ask a question of?
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Noah....."What did you do with the poop?"
Hitler...."What the hell is your problem?"
Prince Charles....."Chuck, Camilla??? Over Diana???? "What the hell are you thinking???? NO one likes horses THAT much!""
Teddy Kennedy....."How long can you tread water?"
The Brady Bunch,,,,"Eight people, one bathroom, no toilet......how...er...how did....ah...er...never mind........"
Michael Jackson...."WTF!"
Al Gore....." REALLY?"
Oh heck, this is too much fun Matt! I could go on......
One more.....
I want to ask a Proctologist...................... "WHY?"