71. I have a pink plastic lawn flamingo named Joe in my front yard.
72. I believe that duct tape, electrical tape, wd-40, a pair of pliers, 2 screwdrivers and a hammer can fix absolutely everything.
73. I adore B movies.
74. Night of the Comet and Earth Girls Are Easy are examples of 74.
75. Everyone used to mistake my ex husband and I for brother and sister.
76. I refuse to bait a fishing hook with a worm but have no issues using a cricket or a minnow.
77. I listen to sappy country songs and cry my eyes out.
78. I tried a cigarette once. I was 17, it was April 17, 1988, and it was Tammy Lee (Pimm) Nolan's Salem Menthol. It was in the bathroom of our hotel room in a Howard Johnson's in Virginia, Honor Society trip.
79. I have told jokes before that make truck drivers blush.
80. If I am upset or aggravated, I curse like a drunk sailor.