Timothy V Revealed

Here recently, I've received a few requests for my real picture, so now you have it.

I'm sure that this will be quite a shock for a few of you, and not much of a suprise for the rest. I know, this doesn't look like the long haired guitar slinging rebel that some of you have known, but this is the real me.

You see, I suffer from a rare skin condition which is known as " El Chupacabras "  Not only does this rare condition effect the skin, it also causes an abnormal desire to consume goat's blood, which is actually worse than acoholism because you can't just go down to the local liquor store and buy a fifth of goat's blood.

This leaves the local goat farms as my only choice for goat's blood. The local goat farmers absolutely hate me. I've been yelled at, shot at and captured a few times. During my last trial, there was only circumstantial evidence that I actually sucked the blood out of the farmer's goats. Also, nobody was able to prove that I actually exist.

So far, I've gotten off the hook, but I don't know how much longer this will last. I'm sure that my luck is going to run out very soon.

There is no cure available for " El Chupacabras " which leaves me with this incurable affliction and addiction to goat's blood.

Look out goat farmers, this ain't over yet !