One day a maiden came a'walkin'
And soon we two were a'talkin'
Soon she asked me for a favour
To try my luck in a little wager
In one hand hold I sweet shy bliss
In t'other I hold raw sensuousness
Which one to choose left or right?
Which to give you more delight?
I frowned in thought and deeply pondered
What more desired I fretfully wondered
But then with a laugh I solved the riddle
Just give me the one that's in the middle