Here you go, the top ten questions you probably shouldn’t ask during a job interview, presented in the standard, blatantly stolen from David Letterman format. If it helps, imagine Paul Schaffer laughing and chiming in with his usual unfunny musings after each.
10. Regarding the attendance policy, exactly how many days am I allowed to miss before you get suspicious?
9. What’s the company’s policy towards sex in the workplace? Your secretary is wicked hot!
8. Does the prescription drug plan cover visits to the methodone clinic?
7. Does your company’s internet filter restrict access to sites involving transvestite midget bondage videos?
6. Do you have a separate break room for the minorities?
5. Can I postpone the pre-employment drug screening for a couple weeks? I just got back from Amsterdam.
4. Will my previous experience in the adult film industry, specifically internet films involving transvestite midgets in bondage, be a problem?
3. Are there any bars close by that are open during lunch?
2. Do you allow pets in the office?
And number one question you probably shouldn’t ask during a job interview …
1. Would you like a bite of my sandwich?
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Comments: 7
As for having an unhealthy obsession with midget porn.... is it possible to have a healthy obsession with it?
I would classify myself as having a standard fascination that such a niche market exists, though I do not watch it. Swear.