GNN Breaking News: Mother Tired Of Spring Break, Wants Kids Back In School

Early this morning a mother in Hometown, USA, confessed that she was ready for her children to return to school after only one day of Spring Break.

A neighbor overheard a conversation between the mother and her child and called Human Services. "I couldn't believe it", the neighbor said as she handed a homemade cookie to her son, the youngest of eight. "The poor little child said that he'd like Spring Break to go on forever, and then his mother said that one week of Spring Break was enough." 

All three children of the suspect will be examined to assess the extent of psychological damage caused by the suspect's brutal outburst. "I just can't believe that she's so selfish", said the neighbor, who is considering suing for damages. "I homeschool my children and make all of their clothes myself. It's what any decent mother would do."

"Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have children", she added.

The mother, who works at home, tried to justify her feelings by saying, "They're not being bad, it's just that I can't get anything done."

Charges for Unwomanly Conduct are pending.