Game - Can you write a better caption? #14

Hey put that machine back! It's expensive...send one of those airmen to defuse that bomb.
You couldn't get a dog could you, oh no, just like your father......
Look what Uncle Sam got me for X-mas
I dont know how Bill thinks im going to hide this camera in Monicas house
A new way to spy into the women's showers on base
OK, lets go see what's in the females dorm
New AF recruiting poster. Join the Air Force and play with really expensive toys!
Taliban, trick or treat!
Now which button was it Sarge said absolutely DO NOT press?
Johnboy and the "Crusher" on the way to Battle-Bot tryouts.
This is our new Terrorist-Catcher!
Oh little pig, if you don't let me in I'll send in my remote operated robotic secure entry system and blow you all to pieces!
Latest news, Army tests a robot for deployment to search for Osama Bin Laden. "Notice the Pinchers to bring him in by his BALLS"
Here kitty, kitty, kitty...
Unfortunatly, the army bought this droid from a police departments. Now the only thing it will seek is donuts, and coffee. With an occational car chase as well.
(Robot Voice): "Excuse me, mind if i squeeze your circuits?"
And "Reason #10" why you shouldn't trust an internet dating service is ....
Airman Steve, being forewarned of the general's violent temper, decides to sent someone (or something) else to give today's bad news.
Turn and Cough.