On the Right Coast, mike e. has fallen off the face of the earth. Either that, or his boss is wise to his non-correspondent status and is keeping an eye on him.
On the Left Coast, BONGO MIRROR has changed his name to bongo mirror, and his appearance from black on white to white on black.
On the Right Coast, Melinda W is in tears. Poor Melinda. Here, have a non-existent glass of Zinfandel.
On the Left Coast, Kathleen M is featured on the front page. Now if we can get her gloating face away from her precious little flowers, she could take a bow...
On the religious front, Charles Theisen is still god. (No news is good news.)
Among the missing: Hedgehog Corps, Frick the Musical Prankster, and that irascible clown, Mars Capaletti. Rumor has it they have been detained by the border patrol.
Laying low are Sandy Knauer and Jackie L.
And the latest off the rumor mill is that some plagiarizer <insert name here> has more points than god. Sorry, Charles...
Back to you, whomever...