It all started innocently enough. My human, Layla likes taking photos of me. I indulge her occasionally and they end up posted on Gather. Sometimes they even get to be #1. That’s when things started to go to my head. I know I’m a handsome cat but I wanted more. I wanted to be a star. A Gather Star. I had some adoring fans but I wanted more so here I am pandering to you.
There is so much about me you don’t know so let’s start with;
Ten Things You Don’t Know About ME.
1) My birth date is October 2, 1994. I will be 13 this year and I think I look very good for my age. There are photos of my last birthday party in Layla’s content.
2) I live with my two humans. Layla, her husband J. and my fur sister Coco in a spacious three story home in Westchester County New York.
3) I begrudgingly accept the feral cats that live in comfy nests on the porch.
4) I resent the special meals Layla feeds them and their stupid drug names; Ambien , Lunesta, Sonata, Xanax and Rozerem.
5) I weigh 17 lbs but it’s mostly muscle. No, really I'm not fat. Layla tries to monitor what I eat but I scream if my food bowl is empty.
6) My vocal chords are unusually developed and I make good use of them 24/7.
7) I am the master of my domain and neighboring properties extending to several acres.
8) I have a mostly live and let live policy to the abundant wildlife; deer, raccoons, opossums, groundhogs and skunks.
9) This policy does not extend to mice, moles and chipmunks.
10) I still don’t understand why Layla screamed when I left her a headless mouse on her pillow.
We’ve only scratched the surface but wait ...there’s more. I’ve started my very own group called Friends of Merlin. Please join if you are my friend or like cats or would like to partake of my feline wisdom or just because I’m cute.
Thank-you and have a purrrrfect day!
Here is the link to my group. It’s my first time doing this, hope it works.
If it doesn't work there is a correct link posted in the comment box or maybe that was the kitty litter box anyway it's there towards the end of the comments. Thanks for reading. Meow :-)


Comments: 41
Join "Friends Of Merlin"!
friends of merlin.
well done.
glad to meet another cat lover.
is something wrong?
Here's the link again Friends of Merlin.
Greta, just get to the computer when your stupid human is out. I'll be waiting for more. A photo would be nice too