I've watched many of my gather close friends and lovers post lists of interesting things about them, and have pounded my brain to a pulp trying to come up with anything worthy of being on any of those fascinating lists.
You met him!?
You did that!?
Not me. Yes, I'm a god, but once I've said that (and that's old news by now) there's not much more to say. Still, I want to make a list, so I'm making it about you - you who are so much more interesting than me.
Some random selections from 100 things about you:
3. If there's an i in your name, you tried dotting it with little circles instead of dots, but never, never, never, used hearts.
12. You sing in the shower - one of the following:
Old Eagles hits (are there any new ones?)
Che gelida manina from Pucini's "La boheme"
Yesterday, replacing the title word with "scrambled eggs" the way it was sung originally.27. If you are not a hedgehog or a goat, you make faces in the bathroom mirror an average of once a week.
44. If you are not a robot, you bring your own reading material when you visit the doctor's office.
45. If you are a robot, you bring your own reading material when you visit the mechanic's office.
51. You do not really have a favorite word but always come up with one when asked. You do have a favorite color. You do not have a favorite number - that would be silly.
60. If you wear a tiara, you have the poolboys clean it.
73, You snore.
77. When sitting at your computer, you run your index fingers around the channels of your ears -- you know, the parts that you can run your index fingers around, whatever they're called. You do both ears at the same time, left index finger in left ear, right in right. You do not lick them after this unless you forget before you wash them next.
81, You have a list of the birthdays of all the people important to you, but sometimes you forget to check it and miss one.
99. You pick your nose and scrape the results off your finger onto the bottom of the car seat.
If this is not you, why did you read it? You must have known it was intended for someone else by number 12.
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Comments: 50
I am amazed...
(Drat, caught like a rat in a trap!)
How's this?
Hey, my number's 3! I thought you only had one other god pissed at you.
More often, if we MUST make faces, it's in the bathroom bowl.
While singing to Ralph and Earl about Bud's Buick.
Melissa - see number 44 for non robots.
Marilee - Omniscient, remember? But I won't tell anyone about the....
Either that or the cats ratted me out!
Ina.....let me escort you to the pool. I know all the pool boys and know the right ones for the right jobs.
Hi Charles!
Oh, you mean in Universe!
Hey would you like a 7 to go with your 6? Call it a bakers' half dozen.
Thank you folks!
I used to be a hedgehog, but now that I'm, like, this goth banjo-player does that mean I have to make faces in the mirror?? Besides, isn't "finding yoursef" sort of passe these days?
(Sombody else said that before me; might have been George Carlin . . . or Yogi Berra. One of those kinda people; who say things)
John, Semi-colons archaic?
Charles, I was just checking; I never expect articles to be about me, but the reference to hedgehogs was something of an either-or statement. Since you are a god, I thought beseeching you was proper, and that was the best question I could come up with before I had to go back to my own computer.