The Aliens are coming! The Aliens are coming!
They sure are, and guess what? They're going to take our jobs and and send all of their money back to their home planet to drain our economy and weaken us for the final invasion! And they can do that because, you see, they're all robots!
Oh, they're cleverly disguised, all right. They appear to be Mexican immigrants. Reality check, people! Don't be a Liberal Fool! They can't possibly ruin our economy by being normal human beings with normal needs like food, clothing and housing, can they? 
They're Robots, and Robots don't eat, wear clothes, or need a place to sleep - they don't sleep! No rent! No food! No gas! Because it would be STUPID to send in an invasion force that spent money into the economy!! That would totally defeat the purpose of this obvious attempt to promote Terrorism and Economic & Moral Breakdown.
Don't be fooled. The Aliens are coming, AND THEY'RE ROBOTS DISGUISED AS MEXICANS!
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