With three McDonald's All Americans onboard , Morris, Crawford and Bradley , and talented players such as Perry, Stevenson, Meeks and Orbgloop ( sorry, can't spell or pronounce that name ) , many of us die hard Kentucky Wildcat fans are a bit confused as to why our Wildcats have lost 10 games so far this season.
Rumors abound on www.espn.com that Tubby's job is on the line. So considering these rumors, my friends and I came up with some basic tips for Tubby that may just get him out of hot water.
1: Color Management.
Mr Tubby, this is quite simple. If your team is wearing blue uniforms and the other team is wearing gold uniforms, just tell your players not to throw the ball to the players wearing the gold uniforms.
2: Basic knowledge of the baketball court.
Tubby, Tubby, Tubby. Out of bounds isn't a basketball player. Just tell your players not to throw the ball out of bounds. None of the fans, players or coaches who are out of bounds can do anything with a basketball once your players throw it to them.
3: Time Management
There are 40 minutes in a college basketball game, divided into halves which consist of 20 minutes each. Just tell your players that they HAVE to play ball through all 40 minutes, and both halves.
4: Managing hot streaks.
Oh Tubby, when one of your players is red hot from 3 point land ( which doesn't happen very often ) , LEAVE HIM IN THE GAME !!
5: Managing international players.
Ordgloop ( or whatever his name is ) is from Europe. In Europe, the centers don't play with their backs to the basket. They like to shoot from the outside, and most of them are very hard to defend from that range. Let Ordgloop play his natural style, let him light it up from 3 point land. Not very many players can stop a 7 footer from that range.
6: Stevenson
Hey Mr Tubby, what happened to Stevenson ? This guy was a human fly swatter early in the year. He would swat away any basketball that was in the air, but since then, he pretty much sits on the bench ( along with the red hot shooters that you took out of the game ) . Play Stevenson alongside Morris and Ordgloop( and let Ordgloop shoot from 3 point land )Â in the front court.
Just trying to save your hind end Tubby.
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Comments: 6
We are trying to send Tubby over to Louisville as an assistant coach. Let Tubby go to back to Petino. Those guys were just made for eachother. You can keep Petino though.
Could be true Carol. Ohio State looks pretty darn good. If Kentucky played Ohio State, they would probably just throw the ball to the OSU players, or perhaps to someone who is out of bounds.