What's blond, famous and smells bad? Anna Nicole!
What's the worst thing about having sex with Anna Nicole Smith?
Getting embalming fluid in your urethra!
Why did Britney Spears shave her hair?
Because Anna Nicole stole the headlines by dying.
What would Anna Nicole Smith be doing right now if she was still alive?
Scratching the lid of her coffin.
Q: Why did Anna Nicole Smith cross the road?
A: To sleep with the other side
Q: What's the outlook for Trimspa stock and Anna Nicole Smith?
A: I'm not sure but it's a grave situation
Q: What was Anna Nicole Smith's favorite TV show?
A: Six Feet Under
Q: Why was Anna Nicole Smith in bed with the Bahamian immigration
minister?
A: The rest of the cabinet was not available
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I said it was bad. You read, so YOU'RE morbid, and no better.