The Pregnant Onion Club (Invitation)

I'm too old to be pregnant. LOL But I do like plants.

LOL I Had a hysteroctomy so I dont know if I could get by with it or not. LOL

Mariana will I still be accepted even though I almost posioned my whole Family?

Miz M. Thank you for this distinction of being able to put on my resume (hopefully not in the too near future obit!), that I am a proud member of The Pregnant Onion Club.
Question, do we have too go through morning sickness? I'm sure you must have a cure for that!! As always you put a smile on my face and so any others. big hug, Madame Mozzzeeee

Madame Mozee - Ok now when I read about you in the High Society Column of the Boston Globe, I want you to make sure and mention - member of the Pregnant Onion club - lol...you best not forget your good ole Bayou Buddy serving her time out on Bayou Pacific....glad you're going to be part of the team...Salud.

Do regular onions with weird green onion growths coming out of them on the basket on my kitchen counter count? If they do...then I'll meet you at the Pregnant Onion Club!

hahaha Miz Cecile - that's half my garden - I plant anything that starts to root - potatoes, onions, garlics, ginger root and more! Thanks for the reminder and thanks for joining the group! Salud.

Miz AUDREY, WHEN it comes to plants there is always a new beginning! SAlud.

I'm joining! I love an organic garden and I'm glad we aren't required to keep it super neat and organized because I get really lazy about weeding. Besides, I always plant too many things and my neat little rows only stay like that for about a month. I've gotten nearly my entire decorative gardening plants from cutting from neighbors and friends. Makes me think fondly of them every time I step outside.

Miz Jennifer - ohhh Great - but listen - the pregnant onion is poisonous!!! lol - ok but look real onions make gorgeous plants. Glad to have you on board - write an article about your plants - make something up - thanks! Salud.

Hey Salud,

Now you know if I join, I cannot sit there and write about plants as if I'm a Gardner of something like that and tell people how I enjoy smelling them and watching them grow and watering them....
You know what I'm about, I'm 99.9 percent funny .1 percent serious

Will fellow members except a little humor along the way?

keep laughing
The Funny Guy

I'd love to join your group, but I'm afraid I'd be impeached as president of the "Artifical Flower Growers" club.

Gosh but this is sexist. I'm a male, can't get pregnant, and I'm too sweet to be an onion, even a Vidalia.

Our dearest Mariana~

OH! Such a tender spot in this ole' heart~gardening!

From an old hippie who hated it as a child~NEVER EVER did we mention we were bored in the summertime! Before your next breath, you would find yourself (at the time, I thought) in The Land of God-forsaken Vegetable Garden.

The sun sure can bake the weeds down into the thirst-hungry ground in the middle of July in Northeast Ohio! Especially if you are a procrastinator and don't mozy outside until noon! Ick!

Nowdays, hubby Chuckles as to tell me it is getting dark outside when I am "playing" in the gardens! Growing different veggies/fruits down here in Florida is so darned exciting!! If someone would have told me that I would be looking for recipes for fresh ginger that I had grown when I was a child, I would have surely stuck my tongue out at 'em!!!! :)

Great idea! Love it, already!

Love, light, and blessings~Mama T

Hiya Mari-- long time, no see, and all that good stuff!

Since I'm finally living in a part of the country where I don't melt into a puddle of perspiration every time I get outside, I will actually be able to garden again... in fact, just planted some primroses, a couple of weeks ago-- so this a-might be something I could actually participate in, now.

Which just leaves the question: If male onions can't get pregnant, what DO they do?

Love & light, P.

Peter M. So glad to see you again. I have wondered how you are doing and glad to see you back and happy once again! I am also thrilled that you have joined the Pregnant Onion Club. I definitely want you to post an article about your primroses and all your other plant adventures. If you want a tiny pregnant onion - I can send you a baby - just email me your address: BAYOUTOES@AOL.COM. Regarding the question - I think they just hang around and look good! Salud.

My Miz Theresa - Mama T. I am so happy that you've joined us at The Pregnant Onion Club. I was secretely hoping you would! Please write us an article about your gardening day or repost one if you've written one. I love your passion for gardening I'm basically a dig a hole, plant it and watch stuff grow type. Weeds and all can co-mingle with the everything else because they actually blend together pretty well. I have loads of oxallis in my garden and you know that makes a beautiful and delicate flower as does the dandelion. So nice to see you!
Chris - you're funny - ok write us a little Vidalia onion story!
Rob - why not begin a small garden - you can plant tomatoes - they're easy to grow - I have plenty of seeds. Nice to see you! Salud.

Funny Guy - I would absolutely love to have you be a member and write funny stuff as long as it's plant or garden related...as good of an Italian son as you are - I would think you could come up with some good gardening ideas - I know Italian food uses garlics and onions - can't you grow those?? Ok make us laugh - just seeing you show up is funny enough! So join...lol... Salud.

Looks like the club is taking off like a Pregnant Onion!!!! I'll look forward to contributing some stories when I get the time. But it looks like this weekend I'll be stuck in the early 1900's again.... I've got a date with the grandson of one of the mining moguls of my friend's ghosttown tonight!

Count me in Mariana~ sounds like fun:)

I'm there - sounds like the perfect place for me to hang out.

LOVE IT!! my african violets are always having babies!

I love African violets! However, as a plant, they're a bit fragile for me. At least, I've not had the best of luck with them. Thanks for dropping by, Miz Jessie.
Miz Tonia, great - I look forward to seeing your wonderful photo essays there
Thanks Miz Debbie - love seeing you as always.
Cecile, I look forward to hearing about your 1900's venture!
Thank Yall! Salud.

Mariana - go to my website www.explorehistoricalif.com - my adventure is there! Now maybe this week I'll get some time to think about pregnant onions, and catnip, and oregano and all those other good things!

Plants? Seeds? Dirt? Gardening?
It's March and I'm in full throes of cabin/garden fever.
Thanks, I'm in!

I doubt I can contribute anything but questions and my pleasure in learning but count me in!

thanks Miz Cecile! Great to see you Miz Katrina! Debbie, well, thank you - maybe we'll inspire you! Salud.

Can I join even if I do think that onions make weird house plants? PLEASE!

Moggy, haven't you joined already
girl yes you can join as long as you love house plants - and listen - these live anywhere inside or out! Salud.

Better late than never....and OOOOO, the "purple-thumb" thing...that's me, sweetie! It complements my onion's lavender sink...story to come - I promise. My dilemma....will I still be accepted into membership if my houseplants (rebels that they are) all live outside?? After all, "we" live in Southern California ; )

Okay, I joined. But I'm warning you, you'll be sorry! I not only have a purple-thumb, but I have a green one along with 8 green fingers, complete with dirt packed under the nails. Expect pictures.........LOTS of pictures from me by July and August.

:) Thanks

Now I have two MARVELOUS things to put on my tombstone - Lol! Not only am I now one of the Pregnant Onions, but I am also a Buzzard Babe. YES!

Snow still lies on the ground, but I've already ordered some rosebushes to plant soon, and am thinking abut how many tomatillos to plant...and how many different kinds of basil. Just the group for me!

Miz Dorine - thank you for joining and I look forward to reading about the foods you enrich with the treasures from your garden...! Salud.