Okay a god of gather. Sheesh.
Anyway, I've had it with blonde jokes and I'm taking action. Don't women have a hard enough time getting any respect for their intelligence? What kind of god would I be if I let so many of my worshippers be dissed like this.
An end to it I say!
From now on, if you tell a joke that disparages any group, you have to use your own group. If a blonde tells a blonde joke, I guess that's okay, but maybe she'd better stick her name in there, too.
Here's how it works:
Hey, did you hear about the curley gray-haired god named charles who got all excited because he finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months when box said "2-4 years!"
How did this get started anyway? What, we ran out of minorities it was okay to insult, but it's still okay to insult women? Oh, and union workers, it's still okay to insult them, too? Well get this - it isn't okay anymore! I'm not just talking about a smiting, I'm talking about the fiery funace. I don't care how damned funny it is, you spread damaging stereotypes, you go to hell.
That's it. I have spoken.
Oh yeah, no disparaging jokes about hedgehogs or goats either.
(Say Amen, somebody.)