Gather Members Whom I'd Most Like to Meet

I've without a doubt encountered a lot of interesting characters since I joined Gather last September. Of course I would NEVER meet anybody from the internet in person, however if I ever did decide to meet other Gather members, these are the people that I would like to meet, and why I would like to meet them.

1 : Sandy Knauer

Sandy is a mail order bride whom I had shipped over from China, and she is the only one of my many wives that isn't kinfolk. Problem is that she got shipped by UPS to the wrong Kentucky town, and I have never met her. Too bad. All of that dowry money down the drain.

I have to ask this question ..." What can brown do for you ? "

2: H.G.

I know that H.G. is going to take this as some sort of sexual advance, however I think that he's a really cool dude. It would be cool to hang out with H.G. , play some guitar and blast away a few tin cans with our SKS rifles or whatever other guns the dude has.

3: Travis B

The last time that I smoked weed was in 1978, but somehow I think it would be cool to hang out with Travis and toke on a couple of joints just to see what I've been missing all of these years. Then maybe we could organize a coup to overthrow the Watchtower headquarters in New York. Damn those JW's ! Damn them to hell !!!!

4: Jackie Beltran

I really don't know why. Maybe because she was my first contact on Gather ?

5: Todd L

Todd seems to be a lot like me. He is into conspiracy theories. He's into rock 'n' roll. A perfect match for friendship ? Don't know, he seems to fly off the handle at times just like I do, and sometimes like personalities seem to clash. Either way, I think that Todd is a very cool guy.

6: Nanci B

Nanci seems to have trouble finding good Chinese food in Alabama. I would love to teach her how to cook " Possum Fu Yung " , which is a combination of Kentuckian/Chinese cooking. Plus that bird in her icon looks like it would be mighty tastey cooked on a grill! lol

7: Lisa D

Lisa seems to be a very intelligent and level headed buisness woman. I kinda like her, really. Please don't get jealous Sandy, please !!

8: High Flying Spider Woman Liz Rice-Sosne

Liz seems to be into conspiracy theories also. I just wonder if she is Spider Man's sister or wife ?

9: Nippy Katz

It would be very cool to hang out with Nippy and chat about Blues music. Plus I believe that he and Muggs Muggles are the same person.

10: Muggs Muggles

Same as above.

11: jJack MidKnight

I would just like to see if jJack is as capapble of speaking 100 words without saying anything as he is at writing 100 words without saying anything. Just curious, that's all.

12: Leti

Leti seems to be a sweet girl, however a bit misguided at times. She has a good heart though, and that's why I like her. Sandy is for sure going to divorce me after this one. Oh well, so much for mail order brides.

13: John Knight

John has stuck with me through the good times as well as the bad times here on Gather. He's given me some very good advice. In fact, if it wern't for John, ( and Travis for that matter ) I would have left Gather a long time ago.

So there you have it. My " Lucky 13 " . Of course I would NEVER meet anyone from the internet except for my mail order bride Sandy, really.