It's not Christmas until I hear Walkin' Round In Women's Underwear on the radio. I could play it myself, but the world has not achieved the Christmas season for me until the world tells me about the glories of being male and emulating Candace Bergen. Seriously. That's my cue for the season's beginning.
For any of you who haven't heard the song, just sing these lyrics along to the tune of Winter Wonderland:
(Lyrics © Bob Rivers)
"Lacey things, the wife is missing.
Didn't ask, for her permission
I'm wearing her clothes,
her silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
In the store, there's a teddy.
With little straps, like spagetti.
It holds me so tight,
like handcuffs at night.
Walking around in womens underwear
In the office there's a guy named Melvin.
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.
He'll say "Are you ready?"
I'll say, "Woah man! Lets wait untill the wife is out of town."
Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress, like Madonna.
Put on some eye shade, and join the parade.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Lacey things, missing.
Didn't ask, permission.
Wearing her clothes, silk panty hose.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear.
Walking around in women's underwear......"
Now, Murphy Brown was a TV character played by Candace Bergen. And on Boston Legal, William Shatner's Denny Crane is found in his law office's closet having sex with a blow up doll version of his coworker Shirley Schmidt. Shirley Schmidt, of course, being played by the apparently kink inducing Candace Bergen.
So, my ramdom musing for tonight...
What is it about Candace Bergen that drives men weird?
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