by Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin

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August 10, 2006

New Gather Non-News Corespondent Starts Tongue-In-Cheek Group For All Your Bill Shatner Needs

February 25, 2007 11:52 AM EST (Updated: February 25, 2007 11:55 AM EST)

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Finally, a Gather need has been filled: a group dedicated to the self-parodying Big Giant Head known affectionately as The Shat.

Please...

join us...

as we...

venture...

into...

strange...

new areas of Gather and...

explore the vast...

ness that...

is...

Shat: The...

William Shatner...

Frontier.

Mileage may vary. Not all Shat fans will have the same Shat experience. Reading small print psuedo legalese may cause headache or eye strain. Do not fold, spindle, or mutilate. Transporter may not work in a timely manner and/or even molecular cohesion level. The Shat! is not responsible for lost luggage. Appearance of Heather Locklear is not garaunteed because we're not worthy. Captain Kirk Luck Roll does not apply here. Vulcan neck pince strictly prohibited. Candace Bergen blow-up dolls may cause severe injury if used improperly. All your Shat are belong to us. Moist towelettes available if needed.

Tags: william shatner, 3rd rock from the sun, captain kirk, fandom, star trek, silliness, save the shatner save the world, james t kirk, tj hooker, humor, beam me up scotty, alien jenga, drollery, big giant head, weird, albino brain chiggers, captain kirk luck roll, the shat, classic tv, boston legal, jewish actors, creative, tv, candace bergen blow-up doll, bill shatner, candace bergen doll, parody, denny crane, canadian actors, people

To Groups: The Shameless Self-Promoters Group, Free Thinking, Night Owls, Science Fiction, Sci-Fi & Cyberpunk Writer's Group, Nonconformists, The Shat!

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charles thiesen - gather's only god, proud to be from gay-supporting Massachusetts Feb 25, 2007, 11:57am EST

I'm in! I've always wanted to boldly split infinitives.

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Kevin (''The SiteWizard'') V. Feb 25, 2007, 12:07pm EST

Ha Ha ... I'm in as well! Give me warp speed or we're all dead!

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Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin Feb 25, 2007, 12:15pm EST

Aye cainna do it, Cap'n, Ahm already giv'n her all she cain take!

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Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin Feb 25, 2007, 1:14pm EST

I'm a doctor, Jim, not your psychotherapist!

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♯ ♪ Feb 25, 2007, 1:19pm EST

I'm a doctor, Jim, not a comedian.

Oops, maybe I am a comedian.

Thanks for the laugh! I needed it.

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Frightening Icon, Official Varmint of The State of Franklin Feb 25, 2007, 2:37pm EST

We all need more laughs, Joanne, and what's funnier than a guy who's played both Capt. James T. Kirk AND a lawyer who obsessively has sex with a Candace Bergen doll in the closet of their law office?

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Ms. Meacham: Money Maven Feb 25, 2007, 7:48pm EST

I am so glad to see this J. Golden!! Could this group be a spinoff from your Shat parady song that you mentioned in response to my National Lampoon competition post at http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474976901537? If so, this is a fabulous result. Can't wait to read the parady!!

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