Game - Can you write a better caption #3

OK, One more time, who doesn't know what Camo is ?
I'm telling ya, if we all hide behind somebody, we'll be invisible
Whadda mean, we forgot the bullets?
Ring around the rosie, pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down.
Go on, get lost....BEAT IT, I said! I'm an Army of One!!!!
On the count of three: Group Hug.
Okay Smith, you go long and break right I'll hit you in the endzone! Everyone else lay down some good cover fire...Break!
Awright, lissen up! The first guy to the top of the mountain gets the pork rind MRE!
OK, guys. Anyone have an idea where we are?
Well, back when I first enlisted during the Civil War...
Come on Guys ,Really now, I know I took a shower and smell good but, do you have to stand that close ?
"Whadda mean, her bra clasp jammed?"
Did someone call a meeting?
The enemy will never see us if we sway like a bush.
You call this falling in?
Ok, We'll run a rescue mission on the beer wagon over there on the count of three. Got it?
One potato,two potato, three potato, more and you are not it---Next!
Alright, everyone. Group hug.
How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Let's all congratulate the 'LT'n winning the Motivational Hair-cut competition!
Private! Are you holding your breath? Pull my finger again....or no one goes home tonight!
Okay, troops, a "group hug" means you acutally put your arms around each other!
...and that's why MaryAnn is the only logical choice! Ginger's nice, but never, and I mean NEVER underestimate the power of coconut cream pie!!!
Men, I promise you that a WAC in a bikini WILL perform a no-canopy drop from that tree behind us........any second now......or was it maybe *that* tree?

Comments: 18

Jody Says Feb 24, 2007, 8:53am EST

Circle jerk? No silly, thats over there, were all looking at Smiths new French manicure.

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John S. (arizona) Feb 24, 2007, 8:57am EST

"No, no, no, ..it's Paper, Rock , Scissors you dummies."

"OK, who cut the cheese?"

"One more time, it's pull tight, the around the thumb, back through the loop........"

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John S. (arizona) Feb 24, 2007, 8:59am EST

"the" s/b "then around...,"
...... oh when do we get an edit tool???????????

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greg smith Feb 24, 2007, 9:07am EST

Listen to this new joke, guys: There once was a man from Nantucket........

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Tara M. Feb 24, 2007, 9:19am EST

LOL. Eeenie, meenie, miney, moe...catch a soldier by the toe...

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Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Feb 24, 2007, 10:10am EST

Yes, I did get a zip lock bag full of cookies from home, how the hell did you all know that, though?

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Ron (in complete sheeple overload) W. Feb 24, 2007, 10:13am EST

It's a helmet. You all got one in boot camp, now where the hell are they?

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Grian W. Feb 24, 2007, 10:18am EST

TURN AROUND! I SAID TURRN AROUUND! SHEEESH, CAN'T A GUY TAKE A DUMP IN PRIVATE??????

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Wacky & Tacky ! Feb 24, 2007, 11:19am EST

LOL -- those are good comments

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♥ Di ☮ ~ extreme spitfire! Feb 24, 2007, 2:19pm EST

ohhhh...i got MINE stuck in the zipper like that once...

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Rowan Leaf Feb 24, 2007, 10:06pm EST

Okay, Jonesy farted...We took a group sniff, and figured out the Cook made chili for lunch. Who's in?

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Kim J. Feb 25, 2007, 11:55am EST

Y'all are sworn to secrecy!!
ONE MORE TIME!
WE ARE MARINES WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' MAP!
WE DID NOT LOOK AT THE MAP FOR DIRECTIONS!!
Shh...here comes the air force creeps.

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