Hey,
Listen Up!
Things You Won’t Learn In Math Class;
Marital infidelity: Dividing two by one, will equal three.
Time plus distance equals a speeding ticket.
One foot in the grave, means there’s still five more feet to dig.
A drop in the bucket, could mean the roof is leaking.
“A dollar won’t go as far as it once did!” is true, with gas prices two dollars/gallon.
If someone says, ”By my calculations…” don’t be afraid to question , “By what measure?”
“A penny for your thoughts.” might not buy much good mental output.
A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush, especially if you’re duck hunting with the Vice President.
Plant a tree, ‘cause kids need more pencils. The odds of all the pencils being gone when a kid sits to do homework
is almost
99.99%
chance!
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Comments: 8
This is outstanding! Oh, what an ingenious idea... all of this concereted in a tree! Thank you so much for this wonderful 'ditty' and for the humor!