I have not abandonded you. Lars has decided to take a weeks vacation time to work on the kitchen in light of this recent snow storm (YES! We finally got a good snow in Sweden!) so I am busy trying to help him with that massive project. I will try to log in once a day at least to approve group articles,but other than that I won't be around much for the next 9 or so days. Feel free to cry your hearts out over my absence...
In the meantime, I leave you with these blantantly unoriginal jokes upon which you can rate 1 to your heart's content, but comment well and often so I can return to another fiddy-dollah Border's card.
I have no idea where I found these 5 years ago. They were in a section of my old website called Gender Wars. I had a bunch there... and a ton from the male perspective too.
But, I chose to share these few for today, as I found them as funny today as I did back then... My apologies for this divergence from actual articles, but I am feeling nostalgic and playful.
Life with men is like a deck of cards....
You need a Heart to love them;
a Diamond to marry them;
a Club to beat them;
and a Spade to bury the bastards.
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Why do men have a hole in their penis?
So oxygen can get to their brains.
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Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Because men keep telling them that this |<----------------------| is 12 inches.
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Why do so many women fake orgasm?
Because so many men fake foreplay.
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What is the insensitive bit at the base of the penis called?
The man.
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What do men and linoleum have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life
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A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument
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Wait, you're not going to be here? Well, that's not good. Hurry up with that kitchen and I hope it comes out perfect, those of us in apartments really can't do much of anything except clean ours! :)
And these are not jokes; they are facts.
enjoy and don't work too hard
B
Those jokes are too funny Lori (I never knew)