While searching the Way-Back Machine for an article I had posted to my now-defunct website years ago, I stumbled upon a few things I had forgotten about. Lucky you, one of them was this list of movie quotes I had put up.
Here it is 5 years later, and these still are my favorites...
"You gonna do somethin'? Or are you just gonna stand there and bleed?"
-- Tombstone
"Instant gratification is not fast enough"
-- Postcards from the Edge
"I didn't do any of those things I did"
-- Minority Report
"...you have been set adrift in the harbor of my patience."
-- Lilo and Stitch
"It's fRied Rice, you plick!"
-- Lethal Weapon 4
"We're intellectual opposites. I'm intellectual, and you're opposite"
-- Goin' to Town
"It's no use arguing, I've made up your mind."
-- Hello Dolly
"Hell ain't cussin'. It's geography."
-- Wagonmaster
"I wanna be just like you. . . all I need is a lobotomy and some tights."
-- The Breakfast Club
"Come whenever you like, you'll always be equally unwelcome."
-- A Woman's Vengence
"The best thing that can happen to you. . . is an industrial accident."
-- About Last Night
"Before I met you the term bullshit artist was an empty phrase."
-- Another You
"Hey, don't knock masturbation-it's sex with someone I love!"
-- Annie Hall
"I am going to turn this kid into a decent, God-fearing Christian if I have to break every bone in his body."
-- Auntie Mame
"Everybody's happy! Well, I'm happy. Everyone else is wracked with pain. Nice."
-- Hercules
"Your ego is writing checks your body can't cash."
-- Top Gun
"You're not the anti-Christ. You're only a malcontent who knows how to spell"
-- Quills
"You can never really know the size of a person's brain until you have to clean it off the carpet"
-- Mad Dog Time
"Ollie, you know my feelings about arming morons: you arm one, you've got to arm them all, otherwise it wouldn't be good sport."
-- Nobody's Fool
"I'm a Gemini, and Geminis don't believe in astrology"
-- Croupier
"Just remember what the MPAA says: Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words!"
-- South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
"That's what the Internet is for, slandering others anonymously"
-- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
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Some people may think you're cute, Babe. But to me you're one very large baked potato.
- Sylvester Stallone, in Death Race 2000
Lori Leidig commented Feb 20, 2007
That is the one thing I was mad at my ex husband for taking. The K.Smith collection. Including the DVD of his from the college tour he did.