by Walker Bennett, SF Author
Member since:
April 5, 2006

United States Redneck Special Forces

February 19, 2007 07:06 PM EST (Updated: August 23, 2007 08:48 PM EDT)
views: 89126 | rating: 9/10 (26 votes) | comments: 31
( By the way, this is a 20mm WWII anti-tank rifle)
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new  500-man elite fighting unit called the  United  States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and  have been given only the following facts about terrorists :   

1. The season opened  today.
2. There is no  limit.  
3. They taste just like  chicken fried steak.  
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.  
5. They are directly  responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the  problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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Comments: 31

Army Man . Feb 19, 2007, 8:17pm EST
Make sure you post this to militaryhumor.gather.com
Connie C. Feb 20, 2007, 2:32am EST
Well if the season is open...
John S. (arizona) Feb 20, 2007, 7:24am EST
No tags required....? They ought to clean house pretty good with that, ha ha. I've never seen one before actually, interesting.
Thanks.
Walker Bennett, SF Author Feb 21, 2007, 2:58pm EST
A .50 cal. single-shot is available over the countery :)
Kathleen ♥ L. Feb 22, 2007, 9:03pm EST
How do you know my neighbors? :)
Nick Howes Mar 24, 2008, 10:08am EDT
Finally, the Pentagon wises up!
Tara C. May 1, 2008, 5:27pm EDT
That's funny!
Todd L May 9, 2008, 11:56pm EDT
Yes indeed Walker!!!!!.....LMAO!!!
Mark U. May 13, 2008, 3:52pm EDT
Just need some gas money....LOL
Janet Somewhere Up On The Mount May 19, 2008, 6:20am EDT
rotflmao
sharon SugarMomma is a wise woman, May 24, 2008, 12:48am EDT
What a hunk.
I agree with Sharon...he's pretty juicy. Only thing I wonder is why a man with a tool of that size hasn't built a bigger shed over it? Haul them cracklin's over ta my house Daddy.
Jennifer S. May 24, 2008, 12:57am EDT
Hey, I think I saw that guy earlier today!
Quiver Q. May 24, 2008, 1:01am EDT
I think I better start working on a my beer gut cause I'm pretty sure my tool's bigger than that guys. I'm positive actually.
Dawne Joy Jun 4, 2008, 7:34pm EDT
haha.....sick, but I like it ;-)
roxanne m. Jun 14, 2008, 10:27pm EDT
If they need reinforcements, just call over to Mississippi...I am sure some of my ex-in-laws would be able to help.....
Robyn F. Jun 16, 2008, 3:25pm EDT
LOL!
jeni e. Jun 21, 2008, 3:39pm EDT
Too funny.
Lori C. Jun 25, 2008, 4:31pm EDT
Yep, I think that will work! LOL!!
Stacey M. Jun 26, 2008, 10:44pm EDT
They would have to lift the 500 man limit in G.A. -- There are 500 like him at Wal-mart every Sunday!
Martina D. Jun 30, 2008, 6:10pm EDT
Now that is funny!!
Rebecca Florido Jul 2, 2008, 9:27pm EDT
That is too funny:)
jeni e. Jul 14, 2008, 12:46am EDT
...I think this guy is my uncle Foodie from Tennessee. Don't tell him I saw him.
Shawn M. Jul 15, 2008, 3:14am EDT
That would probably do it. lol
Robert S. Jul 16, 2008, 1:47pm EDT
Great story. As a life long Texan I can assure you there are plenty more where those 500 came from. You got a 10.
terraine steenkamp May 13, 2009, 4:18pm EDT
dude i gotta fire that rifle
Walker Bennett, SF Author May 21, 2009, 6:53am EDT

It would be great, but it won't fit in my belt.
terraine steenkamp May 21, 2009, 12:33pm EDT

yahh i know what rifle it is thats why i like them thats the one they nickname the tank buster but mind you the main one i want to fire is the 50 cal sniper
Savo Heleta May 21, 2009, 6:34am EDT

Great one!
Walker Bennett, SF Author May 21, 2009, 6:53am EDT

Thanks.  I haven't seen you around before.
mark b. May 21, 2009, 1:41pm EDT

Won't take'em that long unless they have to keep running back to base for more beer.

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