Here is your ice cream party sister. ---
So here is the deal. Miss Faith needs some cheering up and I think we need to do is have a virtual ice cream party!!!
So bring an item and something for the Reasons why Valentines can be better alone!!!
I am bringing cherry chocolate ice cream!!
And here are my 10 reasons....
1) If you went on an awful date....and made an equally awful decision....you will be spared chewing off your arm in the morning to make the quiet and easy escape.
2) Crowds at restaurants are NOT romantic
3) Forced romance is even worse.
4) You never have to buy flowers, chocolates, or wear a g-string for the "date in the drawer" ........ and you might have a better time.
5) You don't have to worry about discovering that Victoria's Secret is that $100 worth of lingerie rarely gets worn for more than 5 mins.....tops.
6) You can love things everyday without a holiday commemerating it.
7) You can chose the movie! I will never suffer thru Steven Segal or Claude Van Damm for anybody.
8) If you burn the meal...it is between you, me and the lamb chops.
9) You can laugh when the person who is gloating about their diamond, ruby, emerald, pearl jewels....and you say......a) mine's like that.....but bigger 2) Is that a flaw? or 3) Wow! My grandmother bought that last week....but she returned it.
and
10) You can party with Faith H. and me.


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-- You can make a batch of miraculously good cookies and do that weird thing you like to do where you nibble the extra-crispy parts around the very edges of a dozen cookies and throw the rest away, without anyone thinking you're crazy
-- You can do the above activity in bed without compromising your image as the fussiest man on earth
-- And then you can fall asleep with all your cats, right in the middle of the bed, and not have to be courteous to anyone else who might need room
-- And also, it's cheaper
Up until 4 PM I thought I might have hubby home all evening. Ah well, he got called to work. I do not celebrate v day anyway as a romantic holiday.
1) You get to have this all to yourself..
and 2) you get have this all to yourself..
Viz I love that you are bringing the funk! We want the funk! Gotta have that funk....
FAITHHHHHHHH! WHERE R YOU!
Thanks La B.! I love all ice cream, any flavor, eating it out of the carton is good, but then the chocolate fudge syrup gets messy, but who cares?
*sniff* this is the first gather article with my name in the title, awwww, you are all so sweet.
[Kath, hands off Hugh.]
Oh I found another reason.
Ok Chex Mix.....I love the Chex but I don't like the rest of the mix......unless it is homemade.
So if you buy a bag of Chex mix you can throw the rest of the nastiness to the birds.....
This is a twist on David's Cookie edge thought....and David.....I am totally with you on the cookie edges.....I hate soft cookies!!
And for my reasons why V Day is better alone:
1. It just is because I said so and I am Queen of My Universe...so there! (Yeah, I'm alone...how would you ever guess!)
He wasn't my type anyway.
Hey, Luigi, bring the vampires - there's a blood-letting party going on.