I wrote this in response to Amy George's challenge: Bad Poetry Contest (Can you be the worst poet on Gather?) I think this definitely classifies as bad, but I thought everyone may get a good laugh out of it! Remember the Gossip Song from Hee Haw . . .
Gather Gossip Song:
Oh we're not ones to go 'round spreadin' rumors
Really we're just not the gossipin' kind
You'll never hear one of us repeatin' gossip
So you better be sure an' listen close the first time
Oh when Gather started up it was a winner
Lots of folks dreamed of makin' big bucks!
But then them folks all started a arguin'
Now all they wanna do it say "that sucks!"
Oh we're not ones to go 'round spreadin' rumors
Really we're just not the gossipin' kind
You'll never hear one of us repeatin' gossip
So you better be sure an' listen close the first time
Some Gatherers have fun droppin' one bombs
They like to make trouble no matter the cost
Other Gatherers have just as much fun a complainin'
One day ol' Tom will surely have 'em all tossed!
Sing along with me now!
Oh we're not ones to go 'round spreadin' rumors
Really we're just not the gossipin' kind
You'll never hear one of us repeatin' gossip
So you better be sure an' listen close the first time
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I might just go and check out Amy's challenge.
(Note to Gather Gods -- this is not an inappropriate animal noise comment, meriting a stern letter. This is a Hee Haw reference from someone who has seen way too many episodes).
Chris - see - I knew you were not a compulsive liar. Obviously you speak the utter truth here.
Jiya - yes pigs and some bails of hay!
Cinnamon - it wouldn't be funny if it were not true!