Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House.
The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he
replies, .."I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit...
"And what can I get for you, Mr. President?"
George W. looking up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink
and slight grin.... "How about a quickie this morning?"
"Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims "How rude! You're starting
to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of
office for a year! The waitress storms away.
Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers........... "It's pronounced
'quiche'
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