Seven Really Bad Things to Say to Someone Who...

At least now you don’t need to bother with make up.

This is not because he and I slept together, is it?

Your pregnancy test came back positive.

I just saw your ex at the gay bar down the street.

I have seven cats that I need to get rid of.

Since you aren’t busy Friday night, can you baby sit for us?

Oh my gosh, I am getting married. Will you be a bridesmaid?

Comments: 4

Jason O'reilly Jan 28, 2007, 5:11pm EST

"This is not because he and I slept together, is it?" - Hah, yeah that's pretty bad.

Vanessa M. Jan 29, 2007, 10:57am EST

And mine too.

andrew c. May 15, 2007, 2:49pm EDT

good for a laugh