At least now you don’t need to bother with make up.
This is not because he and I slept together, is it?
Your pregnancy test came back positive.
I just saw your ex at the gay bar down the street.
I have seven cats that I need to get rid of.
Since you aren’t busy Friday night, can you baby sit for us?
Oh my gosh, I am getting married. Will you be a bridesmaid?