FATHER: My son, love to your ears!
SON: My ears, Father—but for my hands, my feet;
what to my smell, taste—?
[FATHER covers his ears.]
FATHER: Stop! He whose feelings have fouled his
taste need just have his hearing saved.
[FATHER uncovers his ears.]
SON: But—
FATHER: My son: the butt of a not lame pun.
SON: But—
FATHER: But hear—comes the miracle of the
greatest blessing!
SON: Thus you speak! You! That mortal: not even one less the least that does!
FATHER: Yea, speaks one made greater—blessed by love:
till to it appear even least cleaned less lame ears—now hear
in least foul taste; now rather wish to smell
not to hear the lamest speak…
[SON covers his ears; FATHER walks to his son and, to his face:]
FATHER: …when love had justly loved him when taste had foully felt.
[FATHER lowers SON’S hands from his ears. SON, scowling, exits.]

