My ex-girlfriend told me that she is pregnant, and she claims that the baby is mine. I haven't slept with her in two years, plus I broke up with her because she was banging six other guys while I was dating her.
What should I do about this ? How can I prove the baby isn't mine ?
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Sandy..I promise that the baby isn't mine. I would never cheat on you.
I don't have enough money to fight this thing. Do any of you know about a charitable organization that can help me with this problem ?
http://www.kylawhelp.org/Home/PublicWeb
try that site to find free or low cost legal help... good luck!
Darcey..I always used free condoms from the Salvation Army when I slept with her.
Lynn..I'll check out ths sites that you provided..thanks for the info.
Madame...I left the country and went to China. Turns out that my cousin Oscar beat me there, and got about 10 Chinese girls pregnant and convinced the Chinese girls that their babies were mine. As you can see, I have kinfolk all over the world who have impregnated people, and the DNA tests can be traced back to me.
If you can prove that you haven't been near her in over 2 years with your pants undone, and come up with one or two guys who have been with her you should be safe!
As George said don't put ANYTHING in writing that even remotely hints that you could be the father!
Tim, are you the only one of her stable that's gainfully employed, or are you the one with the softest heart? (I said heart NOT head!:))
I shagged my cuz,
The town's abuzz,
Someone's called the fuzz,
Now I'm busted.
It's a sin, the spot I'm in,
I was barely 'in',
But now, I'm busted.
I had some dough,
And don't you know,
The slut found out,
And now, I'm busted.
You supply the chorus for this and we will take it all the way to Nashville! I get 80%! Either way, You're busted. LOL
Timothy, I have just two words for you, ice cubes.
I don't think you have anything to worry about! However, if your old "girlfriend" is an elephant, (gestation period of about 22 months), you may want to start thinking about choosing a name for the baby! Something like...Simba...or maybe...Jumbo or something along those lines....! (;p
BTW....Happy New Year! Glad to see you're still here bro!
I really don't think you have anything to worry about. If it has indeed been 2 years, then the girl is obviously out of touch with reality and she doesn't seem to own any calendars. I would say that you should get on with your life with no worries. If she does press things, she will probably do so after the birth of the baby. It varies by state, but usually she can take you to court and then if you state your claim, the court will probably demand a paternity test. If that is the case, you are home free. In the case that I know about, the so called "father" didn't have to pay a dime. He just showed up to get his mouth swabbed for the DNA test. So go on, enjoy your life and trust that you know how to read the calendar correctly. ;)
Not sure the DNA test will be able to tell the difference between me and my cousins, my family tree doesn't branch out too far.