Lori, I was tempted to flag this for you, out of friendship but then I realized that I would be the one person that gather goes after for abusive flagging so you will just have to tough this one out yourself.
There once was a chick who loved flaggin.... Or, was that just a good floggin? She clicked on the button And came up with nuthin... But the author was waggin her noggin!
Here ya go, Lori....I'd SO love to click that lil button for ya....should I do it? LOL
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Occasionally, an accidental bit of wit hoisted itself on me.
I feel so..soo... neglected!
To wit: any and all of Sandy's articles.
I'ma call for public lashings of false flaggers.
Nanci, tis the thought that counts.
Who was rather a loser
He posted some pics
of chicks with dicks
sexing up Soren the boozer..
Go to your room.
Maybe I should change my name
But often was left in the dark
Of whom do they speak
He gave them the tweak
And hoped they'd tell him the mark
In the anus.
As if buggered by a yurt
I knew he was lying
When he kept trying
To look up Jody's skirt!
I said "hey toots can I kiss ya?"
She called me a prick
Took a good kick
Hitting me right in the pissa...
I can't write limericks.
There you go Søren...
Surely it must have hurted
He got a good squirt
From a big yurt
And now his milk's been regurted...
Or, was that just a good floggin?
She clicked on the button
And came up with nuthin...
But the author was waggin her noggin!
Here ya go, Lori....I'd SO love to click that lil button for ya....should I do it? LOL
sticks and stones will break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me
her words all but gagged
She put up a post
Answered by most
And still she didn't get bagged
A stone's throw from Frankfurt
And now he's squirmin'
'Cause he don't speak German
And his mind's gone all inert
Snorting coffee will always be painful.