by William M.
Member since:
July 31, 2006

humorous..More "Actual" Headlines

January 08, 2007 11:10 AM UTC
views: 0 | comments: 6

 

 I thought these were pretty good when they came in an email.

  • Lawyer Says Client is Not That Guilty
  • Alzheimer's Center Prepares for An Affair to Remember
  • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  • Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts Say
  • Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell
  • Miners Refuse to Work After Death
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  • Legislator Wants Tougher Death Penalty
  • Man Jumps Off 2nd Street Bridge. Neither Jumper nor Body Found
  • After Detour to California Shuttle Returns to Earth
  • Man Found Dead in Cemetery
  • War Dims Hope for Peace
  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  • Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide

Comments: 6

Michele Scercy Jan 8, 2007, 12:40pm UTC
I see dumb headlines all the time
William M. Jan 8, 2007, 12:44pm UTC
It is sure not uncommon, Michele.
Michele Scercy Jan 8, 2007, 12:46pm UTC
I know. News reporters can be quite "dumb" alot of the times.
Shawn "left this place" W Jan 8, 2007, 2:53pm UTC
Cute, William. I really like "Gas Cloud Clears Out Taco Bell"
William M. Jan 8, 2007, 3:08pm UTC
When you think about the total number of headlines every day you expect some, Michele.
William M. Jan 8, 2007, 3:09pm UTC
Thank you, Shawn.

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