How to Make a Woman Happier

• You are a team. Share ideas, goals, plans, and work towards them together.

• Clean up after yourself. That means everything from clothes you dump on the floor to dishes you dirty from cooking that wonderful breakfast for the two of you.

• If you both are working, have a set list of chores you both do. Surprise each other and do the other one's chore as a nice surprise.

• The kids are NOT her exclusive responsibility. You helped create them, you can help take care of them too.

• It is not funny to pass gas in public, or sitting in front of an open window, or to see how loud you can do it. No one cares how bad it smells, so don't brag about it.

• The only place you should be spitting is in the bathroom sink. Out the car window, while talking to the neighbors, or just as a nervous habit. It is a filthy habit. Just stop it.

• If you are nervous, resist the urge to grab your crotch to ‘adjust' yourself. Excuse yourself and go fix it/them in privacy.

• Try a little tenderness. Unless she likes rough sex or foreplay, gentle is always better. It is NOT all about YOU.

• Before you leave the bathroom (anywhere) make sure you haven't left any deposits in the toilet (i.e., floaters, skid marks, streaks of any kind). It is not only disgusting, but also unsanitary.

• Spend a few minutes each day thinking about all the things you like about your partner. And then tell her a couple of them.

• Compliment her in front of your friends, her friends, co-workers, parents, and siblings.

• Appreciate her for who she is. She may do the same for you.

• Ask about her day. Even if you know it is going to be a tirade of massive proportions, just listen.

• You do not have to try to ‘fix' everything. She just wants to vent.

• It may come as a complete surprise to you, but you do not know everything.

• Don't act like you have just given her a world cruise if you take out the garbage. Just do it.

• If you want to be stroked for everything you accomplish, be prepared to do the same for her. That street runs two ways.

• Even if you don't wear the most fashionable clothing, make sure it is clean. And make sure you are too. Most women are not turned on by the smell of a stinky man.

• Brush and floss. You may think you don't need to floss, but did you know that the stuff between your teeth is rotting food and if the bacteria get into your blood stream it can cause heart problems?

• If you enjoy kissing, don't make it a slobber-fest.  Assuming you have brushed or freshened your breath, this is another area where gentle is better. (Unless it is mutually agreed upon otherwise).

• Be prepared to clean the floors if you are tracking in a bunch of debris. In most homes now the owners ask you to take your shoes off. If you are reluctant to do that, then you need to bathe more often or use something to keep your feet smelling fresh.

• Taking illegal drugs will eventually make you a loser. You can deny it all you want, but they are not making you a better person.

• Stop smoking. It is a disgusting, filthy and deadly habit. Adults don't smoke.

• Bring her flowers, or make her a special cup of coffee. Offer to give her a back rub.

• Share yourself as much as you can.

• Even if she isn't talking about it, she is scared about her major health problem.

• You have known her since she was a teenager. She isn't one anymore. Don't assume she can do the same things she used to be able to do. You can't, can you?

• No one is perfect. Including you.

Feel free to add to this list. These were just random thoughts, and no, they don't necessarily apply to my life. What do you do to make your partner happy?