Wife accuses husband of charging gifts for his girlfriend on their credit card. Judge scans bill and says,
“Yes, here’s one for hosiery.”Response from husband:
“Hosiery?! Why would I be buyin’ hosiery? I don’t even got a yard to water!”
Jealous husband accuses wife of posting a risqué picture of herself on the internet and displays a blurry copy to the court.
Wife: “That’s not me! I don’t have big boobs like that!
”Husband: “Well, them bresses could’ve been digitally animated.”
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I think the Dame is engaged in point hosiery here.