The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of a fatal accident. The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 49 of the 50 states were all the same: "Oh, SHIT!" Only the state of Wisconsin was different, where the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin."
{I think this sounds like some of my relatives--um, I didn't really admit that}
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same mountain road. As they pass the woman leans out her window and yells "PIG." The man immediately leans out his window and responds "BITCH."
They each continue along their respective ways. As the man rounds the next
cornor, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and drives off the cliff.
IF ONLY MEN WOULD LISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!