This song has been playing in my head for days now, since i saw Bon jovi play it on you tube
i am hooked, here join along and sing
no matter what religion you are in !
The chanuka song- by Adam Sandler
Okay,
this is a song that uuh
there's lots of christmas songs out there and uuh
not too many chanuka songs so uhh
I wrote a song for all those nice Jeiwsh kids
who don't get to hear any chanuka songs.
Here we go..
Put on your yarmulka
here comes chanuka
to celebrate chanuka
chanuka is the festival of lights
instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights.
When you feel like the only kid in town without a christmas tree
here's a list of people who are Jewish just like you and me:
David Lee Roth lights the menorah
so does James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli
Bowser from the Shan Na NA and Arthur Fonzerelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish
Goldie Hawn's half too
Put them together
what a fine looking Jew!
You don't need "Deck the halls"
or "Jungle bell rock" cause you spin the dreidel with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock-both jewish
Put on your Yarmulka
it's time for chanuka
The owner of the seatles supersonicahs celebrates chanuka
O.J. Simpson , not a jew
but guess who is?
Hall of farmer Rod Carew-he converted
We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby
Harrison Fords' a quater Jewish -not too shabby
Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is
well, he's not but guess who is
All three stooges !
So many Jews are in show biz
Tom Cruise isn't but i heard his agent is..
Tell your friend Veronica
it's time to celebrate Chanuka
I hope i get a harmonika
oh, this lovely, lovely chanuka
so drink your gin and tonicah
and smoke your marijunaika
if you really really wannikah
have a happy happy happy chanuka!
HAPPY CHANUKA !
i HOPE YOU ARE AMUSED
i especially liked the line about paul Newman and Goldie Hawn, what a fine looking crew!
Anyway, Adam Sandler is so funny, he reminded me of someone with smelly socks, i don't know , someone who is not afraid to burp and fart, rude a bit but so cute..and sometimes we need to shake those all conformist thoughts, rebel against the local gentry ..rebel..
I remember in P.S. 99 in Queens not being able to be in the choir that sings Christmas songs, well they thought they were being considerate of our faith but it would be more considerate of our faith to sing this song..so not everyone is celebrating Christmas and you do not need to be jewish to do that, and those that do celebrate, wouldn't it be great it that could find their own fun way and not have to suffer stuffy traditions?
Go out and have a heck of a chanuka !
and if you are not jewish i am sure you can still sing along
Adam Sandler can fit you in , he can do most anything!


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