A Couple of Jokes Told by Bubba

I stopped by Herman's liquor store today, and Bubba told me two jokes that I just had to share with ya'll.

Joke #1

Bubba : " Do you know how to tell a male snowman from a female snowman ? "

Me : " I'm afraid to answer that one Bubba ".

Bubba: " Snow balls !!! ha ha ha ha ".

I busted a gut on that one, but that wasn't the end of the Bubba jokes.

Joke #2

Bubba: The preacher man took an ole boy down to the creek to babptize 'em. He dipped the ole boy's head under the water, and when he came up, the preacher man asked the boy if he had found Jesus. The boy said " Aw naw ".

The preacher man dipped the ole boy's head under the water a couple of times more, and after the third time,  the preacher man pulld the boy's head out of the water and again asked the boy " Boy, have you fount Jesus yet ? " The boy , now coughing and spittin' up water said to the preacher man " Aw naw sir, you sure that this is where Jesus jumped in ? "

I lost it after this joke. I was actually rolling in the floor in laughter. You would have had to have been there and seen the look on Bubba's face to truley appreciate these jokes.