If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in Minnesota.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Minnesota.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Minnesota.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Minnesota.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I - 94 for the weekend, you live in Minnesota .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Minnesota.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Minnesota.
If you can drive 70 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Minnesota.
If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Minnesota.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Minnesota.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 70 and everybody is passing you, you live in Minnesota.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Minnesota.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Minnesota.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Minnesota.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Minnesota.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends & others, you live in Minnesota.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Minnesota.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Minnesota.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in Minnesota.
If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of I - 94 for the weekend, you live in Minnesota .
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Minnesota.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you live in Minnesota.
If you can drive 70 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Minnesota.
If you carry jumpers in your car, and your wife knows how to use them, you live in Minnesota.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Minnesota.
If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 70 and everybody is passing you, you live in Minnesota.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Minnesota.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Minnesota.
If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in Minnesota.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you live in Minnesota.
If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your friends & others, you live in Minnesota.
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Comments: 11
I love watching people from down south when it snows and they can't drive in half an inch of snow. Watching their SUV's spin out of control and crash, it's a beautiful thing.
Maybe it should've just been directed at midwesterners. It's great when we can all enjoy a laugh at ourselves!