The "Helsinki Complaints Choir" is a hilarious collection of the complaints and pet peeves of people in Helsinki, all written into a (very enjoyable) opus of choral music. The words are in Finnish, of course, but English subtitles* are provided for the Finnish-challenged. (There's even a [spoken] line in English, presumably also collected on the streets of Helsinki--try and guess what it's going to be. Hint: consider my second sentence.)
Many of the complaints, from annoying ring tones to snoring men, sound quite familiar to all of us, but there are some Finnish peculiarities as well for the multiculturally curious: inconsiderate sauna users and TV license inspectors seem to be rather unpopular, for example.
Written by: Tellervo Kalleinen and Oliver Kochta-Kalleinen, and the people of Helsinki
Music composed by Esko Grundström.
Check it out on YouTube.
*The subtitles are in British English. For those who are British English-challenged as well, a flat is an apartment, and a tram is a streetcar.


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But I can understand that a true patriot has no time to waste on such petty matters. Duty calls, and giving out three 1 ratings is all you have time for in your busy schedule.
Here's to maturity. :-)
I loved the complaint choir. And to think, if I hadn't been searching for your birthplace I never would have heard it.
You can tell me. I cook Kukkakaalilaatiko.
Danielle, I hope you will get to listen to it, it's worth the extra effort...
Charles: I think I did tell you--did you look in my profile? It's not as bad as "Kukkakaalilaatiko", I think. I have no idea what that is, by the way--though it seems (no thanks to google, which does not allow wildcard searches) that it does contain cauliflowers. In other words, that's the wrong language, though it *is* the right language family. :-)
I haven't been back to your profile. Let me check. (hummm, hummm, hummm - humming tunelessly while I check - humm humm)
Yes! Thanks, I wouldn't have guessed otherwise.
Kukkakaalilaatiko is this great casserole with cauliflower (you're right) rye bread, cheese, and beer. I gain two pounds just thinking about it. I only make it in the depths of winter when, theoretically, I could burn the calories by going out and shoveling snow. Then I lie around inside instead of shoveling, too heavy to move.
Hungarian is very far from Finnish, on the other side of the language family (Ugric), and you wouldn't realize they're related unless linguists convinced you based on systematic correspondences in very basic vocabulary. I don't speak Finnish, but I have friends who do (they're Finno-Ugric linguists, actually) and if I recall correctly from when they were learning it, they were mostly complaining about how complicated the case system was. Of course, it might still be easier for Hungarians than for English speakers, but just because Hungarian also has complex conjugations and case endings, (and polysyllabic words), not because they are similar in any practically useful way.
The languages most closely related to Hungarian are the Ugric languages Khanty and Mansi, spoken by a few thousand people in Russia (Western Siberia), but even those are not mutually intelligible with Hungarian (obviously--the separation probably occurred about 2000 years ago).
The wikipedia article on Finno-Ugric languages is fairly good, and they seem to have finally gotten rid of the Finno-Ugric denier who used to wreck it on a regular basis (most likely a Hungarian who would prefer to be related to the Sumerians, or some other respectable civilization-originating folk, instead of Siberian fishermen).