Maybe the question should read who doesn't need last-minute Thanksgiving help? Well, if you do and you're reading this you have two options. You can try to get through to Lynne Rossetto Kasper during her Turkey Confidential show (11:00a - 1:00p ET) or blow on the dice and try your luck with other cooks on Gather right here in this discussion.
You know the standard disclaimers: you might not help in time, you might not get on the radio, you might find other cooks here telling you - with all affection - that you should ditch the bird to find a restaurant and just enjoy yourself. In any case there's no harm done and we might have fun.
Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
American Public Media Interactive Producer