Couch cushion, not a pillow
Chair, not a hat rack
Comforter, not a blanket
Bed, not a trampoline
Well… scratch that one.
Floor, not a trashcan
Or a hamper
Table, not a desk
Desk, not a table
Well… unless there isn't one.
Doorknob, not a closet
Or a hanger
Car, not a suitcase
Purse, not a catchall
Envelope, not a notepad
Finger, not a Q-tip
Or a tissue
Eww… that's nasty.
Book, not a coaster
Chair arm or couch arm, not a foot rest
Couch, not a bed
Well… not counting during boring movies or spousal disgruntle-ness
Carpet, not a doormat
Counter, not a valet
Cup, not a vase
Rubber band, not a hair bow
That one's up for discussion.
Life, not clear cut
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